Final Girl Photos
Be the final girl. Be the thing that's hunting her. Or bring someone and be both. I photograph the chase, and you go home with the comic book.
Every slasher movie ends the same way: one person left standing, the monster somewhere behind them in the trees. This shoot is built around that moment. Come alone as the final girl who made it, or as the monster who didn't get her. Come as a pair and play out the whole chase. You bring the costume and the attitude; I bring the camera, the woods at golden hour, and a plan.
It's horror, so it's fun. There's screaming, stalking, hiding behind trees, dramatic looks over the shoulder and a lot of laughing between frames. No experience in front of a camera needed; I direct every shot.
And because a shoot like this deserves more than a folder of JPEGs, the top session comes with a comic book of your story, laid out panel by panel from your photographs, with captions, sound effects and a cover with your name on it.
Pick your session
Three ways to do it, alone or as a pair. Every one is photographed on location and finished by hand.
The Jump Scare
- A quick chase on one trail, solo or as a pair
- 5 retouched digital photographs
- Private online gallery
The Chase
- The full chase: stalk, catch, escape
- One or two people
- 10 retouched digital photographs
- One 8×10 archival print
- Private online gallery
The Final Cut
- The full chase, directed as a story
- One or two people
- 10 retouched digital photographs
- Two 8×10 archival prints
- A digital comic book of your shoot
- Private online gallery
From a recent shoot
A few pages from a comic, as it reached the couple.
How it works
- Pick a session below and pay the deposit on Stripe.
- Choose your date on the scheduling page right after. Weekend afternoons are open through November 15.
- Tell me your costume, and whether you're coming alone or with someone. I'll suggest a location and a loose story for the shoot.
- Show up, get chased (or do the chasing), go home. Your photographs arrive in a private gallery within a week, the comic within two.
Questions
What should I wear?
Anything a slasher movie would recognise. A hockey mask, a ghost face, a nurse, a camp counselor, a cheerleader, a bride, a torn prom dress. On your own, pick a side: the one who survives, or the one in the mask. As a pair, the best shoots have a clear hunter and a clear hunted. Fake blood is welcome if it's the washable kind.
Alone, or with someone?
Either. A solo shoot is the final girl's story: the last one standing, or the monster's point of view. Two people get the whole chase. Every tier is the same price for one or two; a third person is $75 more, just mention it in your booking note.
Is this safe?
No real weapons, ever. Prop machetes, plastic knives and rubber axes only, and I bring a few. Everything is staged; nobody is actually tackled unless everyone involved wants to be.
Where do we shoot?
A forest trail or a park near Vancouver, WA, chosen for the light and for being quiet enough to run around in a mask. I'll send the exact spot with your date.
How spicy can it get?
As much as you like, within what a public park allows. If you want the private-studio version, message me and we'll build it as a boudoir session instead.
What if it rains?
We're in the Pacific Northwest, so a little drizzle is atmosphere. A real downpour moves the date, no charge.
When do we get everything?
The photographs within a week, in a private online gallery with downloads. Prints ship from the lab a few days after you pick them. The comic takes up to two weeks: it's laid out by hand.
Will you post our photos?
Only if you say so. I'll ask before any of your photographs or comic pages are used to promote this.
Reserve your session
Choose a session and pay the deposit on Stripe's secure checkout. You'll pick your date right after.
The deposit holds your date and comes off the price; the balance is due at the session, by card or cash. You can move your date up to 48 hours before it. Inside 48 hours the deposit is kept, except for weather, which is always on me.
No real weapons on set. Props must be plastic, rubber or foam. Blood must wash out of things that aren't yours.
Everything is photographed in public places, so anything we shoot has to be fine for a passing hiker to see. Your photographs are private to you unless you tell me otherwise.